What's In A Name?

no... I'm not flying planes yet... *dang*... anyway... here goes...

Part 1 :
I've wanted to become a lot of things... I wanted to become a pirate, but that meant months at sea without girls... I wanted to be a soldier, but I guess I'd end up arguing with the drill sergeant n get kicked out... I wanted to be a heart surgeon, but then I realised I'm not the studious type... I wanted to be a whole lot of things, from world dictator, pimp, Imam Masjid Negara, PM to the cool teacher who all the girls in school have a crush on... but despite all that... my one n true passion... my dream... has always been to become a pilot n fly an airplane...

Part 2 :
I used to be quite slim back in school... in fact, I was a school athlete... I could eat so much n yet still not gain weight... those days r now gone! *darth vader theme song* I guess after all those days spent running, the fat has finally caught up n I can't seem to lose 'em... *damn* I miss the days when I could proudly wear a size 32 without care... I can't do that today... not anymore... any smaller than 34 n the zipper would burst open n rain metal onto anyone unfortunate enough to be in its way... *sigh* no worries... I'm working on it but I think it's gonna take quite some time...

well... this much u already know, I've always wanted to be a pilot... n 'fortunately' for me... I've had the 'pleasure' of being friends with two very 'well meaning' n 'supportive' individuals, Pala the Black Ranger n Ali the Crimson Chin who r always around voicing out words of 'encouragement'... spurring me on to fulfill my dreams... it so happens that one day... they came across a video tape entitled 'Pity the Pilot Whale'... in what we all believe to be one of his few (n I really mean, FEW) moments of genius, Pala quickly connected the video to me... n so began the days where I would be known as the Pilot Whale...

That's how I got the name Pilot Whale... far from flattering but I have to admit I kinda like it... oh my god... I've got to get a life...